“There was an old lady”

(Sung to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle”)

Keila Delgado

There was an old lady who swallowed a bat

My, oh my, can you imagine that?

Then she swallowed an owl and a cat

Makes more sense why she’s so fat

Which do you think she liked the most?

She swallowed the cat and then the ghost.

 
 
She swallowed a goblin and some bones

Boy, oh boy, did they make her groan

She swallowed a wizard to cast a spell

Trick or treat she finally yelled

I’m so glad the wizard was last

She swallowed so much can you imagine that?