“There was an old lady”
(Sung to the tune of “Twinkle, Twinkle”)
There was an old lady who swallowed a bat
My, oh my, can you imagine that?
Then she swallowed an owl and a cat
Makes more sense why she’s so fat
Which do you think she liked the most?
She swallowed the cat and then the ghost.
She swallowed a goblin and some bones
Boy, oh boy, did they make her groan
She swallowed a wizard to cast a spell
Trick or treat she finally yelled
I’m so glad the wizard was last
She swallowed so much can you imagine that?